"This is George Steinbrenner. I'd like to speak to Mr. Collin Perce." George Steinbrenner, the wealthy owner of the New York Yankees was on the phone with Mrs. Olivia Perce, Collin's wife.
"Certainly, I'll put him on the phone in a second!" Olivia exclaimed. She placed the phone down onto their wooden dresser and searched around the house frantically for her husband. Her husband, Collin, had just gotten back from San Francisco. "Collin! Collin! That Steinbrenner dude is on the phone. He says it's important!" Olivia screamed. She couldn't find her husband anywhere.
"I'll be right there, honey! Keep him on the phone!" Collin shouted back at his wife, "Also! No need to scream, I'm behind you!" He joked. He wasn't really behind his wife, because if he was, she would have surely noticed him. "Woman..." Collin whispered under his breath as he removed a green towel from his muscular stomach and wrapped it around his waist. The towel proceeded to cover his athletic, clean-shaved legs. "Hello? This is Collin Perce." Collin said as he grabbed the cordless phone which was placed on the receiver in the bathroom.
"Ah, hello! If it isn't my favorite Asst. General Manager!" Steinbrenner exclaimed. "Listen, I need to talk to you. You know how Cashman died, right? I'm sure you do. Anyway, the Yankees are in trouble. We need somebody to be our General Manager... I figured since you have some experience from your Montreal days, you would be willing to fill the spot."
Collin sighed. He looked at the letter which was addressed to him and given to him by Barry Bonds. "George, I have letter here from you already offering me the spot. I told Tia to tell you that I accept already, but if I must, my answer is a yes." Collin repeated himself. "I mean, I don't mean to sound rude but... you just needed a verbal confirmation, right?" Collin asked inquisitively.
"Uhm, actually Mr. Perce, I don't like to be called George. You're to call me Mr. Steinbrenner. And I didn't send such a letter. It must be a fake. I'm glad to have you onboard though. We don't have many players to pick from anymore. Sammy Sosa, Pokey Reese, David Wells and others have already been signed and assigned to teams. I'm disappointed in Cashman for not going after Roger, to be honest. He landed in Arizona. Arizona! Out of all places, he decides to sign with the Diamondbacks and not wait for a contract offer from us!" In the beginning of his speech, Steinbrenner remained calm. However, towards the end, he grew furious. He obviously wanted Clemens to be a Yankee.
"Look, I understand. Clemens, Sosa, Wells and Reese are all great players. I understand that. I'm best friends with Barry Bonds though; you don't have to worry about him signing elsewhere. I'll have legal fax over a contract offer to Boras. Three-years, twenty-five million; it's a fair deal for everybody involved. Also, I'd like to work on an extension for Mike Mussina. He's a great player and everybody in baseball respects him. May I start drafting up the contracts?" Perce asked Steinbrenner. Since he was new to the position of General Manager, he figured Steinbrenner would like to know what he's doing first.
"Uhm, hold off on extensions. I don't want to be locking in anyone long-term right now to have them completely suck for the next five seasons. We've made that mistake before and I don't want to make it again. Now if you would excuse me Collin, I have an appointment with my psychiatrist. I have to get my anger under control. If you have any questions, don't ask them. Do what you think is best for the organization. The worst thing that can happen is you getting fired." Steinbrenner paused, "and we don't want that."
"Alright, have a good time with your therapy session." Collin whispered into the phone before hanging up. He walked out of the bathroom without a shirt on and over to his laptop. He opened up Microsoft Word 2007 and typed up a contract. He put in the following clauses:
Bonds Contract Clauses wrote:
The player must bat over .300. If he doesn't 500,000 is removed from his pay for the year.
The player must maintain a healthy weight of less than 230 pounds. Anything over that resorts in the lost of two million dollars for that year. As it stands, Bonds weights 228.
The player may not be traded to the following team(s): the Boston Red Sox, the San Francisco Giants, the New York Mets, and the Oakland Athletics.
If the player wins the Most Valuable Player award, he receives a five million dollar bonus.
The player may not grow any hair on his face or head.
He must stay at least five-hundred feet from a known steroid taker or dealer.
The player must hit at least thirty home runs. If he hits more, he receives a bonus of 200,000 per.
"Bonds will certainly accept this." Collin told himself aloud. He printed out a copy of the contract, incentives, clauses and everything included and faxed it over to Scott Boras, Barry's agent. Once the contract was being faxed over, Collin dialed Boras' number on his phone and waited for the greedy son of a gun to pick up of the phone.
"This is Scott Boras. How may I help you?" Scott answered the phone himself. Looked at the number and recognized it instantly. "Ah, if it isn't Collin Perce. None of my clients want to renew their contracts."
Collin shook his head. "This isn't about renewing a contract you dirty--." Collin held back his anger. He didn't like Boras. He was a rat. If you didn't watch him, he'd hurt you. "It's about Barry Bonds. I faxed over a contract. Twenty-five million dollars over a three-year period. He told me personally that he'd accept it. I just need you to sign off on--" Collin was interrupted.
"Twenty-five million over three years? David Ortiz is making twenty-two million over two! Jack up the change or no deal!" Boras exclaimed. Collin, meanwhile, was busy putting Bonds on the phone.
"Excuse me? We will accept that deal, Boras. If you think I'm an idiot, then you're the idiot." Barry Bonds, the subject of the conversation, bellowed. "If you don't accept that deal, you're fired and I'll be my own agent."
"Alright... we'll sign. Twenty-five million over three-years it is..." Boras was obviously about ready to cry. His bonus wasn't going to be that big...
Meanwhile, in France, two men were having a meeting. The first guy was Hans. The second guy was a business mogul. "Mr. Okuchi, I can assure you that nothing bad will happen to your investment in major league baseball. In fact, it will triple if you buy into the New York Yankees. As you know sir, they have the highest pay roll and revenue in the sport... you can't go wrong..." Hans was trying to persuade a Japanese Business Mogul who made his fortune by buying and selling businesses to invest into the New York Yankees.
"私は、ハンス信頼。もしあなたが私を裏切る私は、ニューヨークヤンキースにも投資する...私はあなたの頭が...据膳で..." Mr. Okuchi responded. Hans knew Japanese fairly well, but requested that a napkin be passed with his saying and what not all scribbled down on the napkin. Okuchi obliged and the napkin read:
Code:
I trust Hans. If you betray me I will be investing in the New York Yankees. ... I have your head on a silver platter ...
"Oh... that isn't very nice, Mr. Okuchi. I do not blame you though. Money is important to all of us, but your thirty-million dollar investment into the Yankees is greatly appreciated." Hans smirked. He gave Mr. Okuchi his own bank account number, so the thirty-million was wired to Hans and not the Yankees... trouble was beginning to brew... a madman equipped with thirty-million dollars? Things aren't looking good.
Captain Floor Sanders did release a statement though. There was a breakthrough in the murder investigation... well, it wasn't really a breakthrough. They just released what the note said:
Code:
I've given up on life. I can't think of this world much longer... my family, I hate them... my children... mean nothing... baseball... needs to be destroyed. That is why; I will rid the world of this vile sport or make it unwatchable... just you watch...
The original letter had poor grammar. It was obviously written by somebody who didn't speak or write English professionally. Hence, the murderer is foreign. "We've come to the conclusion that anybody who grew up in an English speaking household is no longer a suspect. We're looking for a foreign born person... somebody who doesn't like baseball." Sanders announced to the media.