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Author:  Paul McCartney15 [ Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Scranton Stranglers Season Log: A players point of view

SkittleMonster wrote:
Now, you can't update again until August. The trend must continue


Shit, man! That's not enough time! It'll have to be a mini-update guys. :P

Author:  AgentP [ Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:59 am ]
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I was just thinking about this log...

Author:  Paul McCartney15 [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:56 pm ]
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4/7/10
Philadelphia Phillies@Scranton Stranglers

The Scranton Stranglers come off taking two of three games in a series against the Dodgers to face the 2-1 Philadelphia Phillies. Adam Eaton was on the mound for the Phils facing off against Azul Abuela for the Stranglers.

The Phillies scored first after Ringo Starr hit his first of three doubles for the day and two batters later, Ryan Howard hit his second home run of the year making the game 2-0. It didn't take the Phillies long to come back, however after Jimmy Rollins hit a two run shot of his own. Shane Victorino proceeded to hit a homer of his own right after Rollins putting the Phillies in a 3-2 lead.

In the fourth inning, Ryan Snelling hit a double. Geoff Jenkins then hit a ground ball to second, but Starr tried to throw Snelling out at third failed. Ramon Hernandez hit a sharp grounder to short and Sanchez threw Snelling out at home. With runners still on first and second, Eaton helped his own cause by hitting a singled into right-center field and the score was 4-2.


In the sixth, Keith Richards hit his second solo home run of the year to get the Stranglers within one. The score was 4-3, but not for long. In the top of the seventh, Ryan Snelling of all people continued with his huge game by hitting a solo homer deep to right field. And to think he wouldn't have even been playing if Azul hadn't hit Pat Burrell in the head in the first inning. 5-3.

Azul Abuela got the hook after finishing the seventh and Rocky Racoon and WildThing pitched two shut down innings to keep it close. In the eighth, Starr hit his third double of the game and the slumping Kennedy followed by hitting his first home run of the year tying the game.

The bottom of the ninth inning wasn't a long one. It took one pitch before John Lennon hit a walk off home run onto the casino, giving the Stranglers the victory.

Phillies: 5
Stranglers: 6

WP: WildThing
LP: Adam Eaton
MVP: John Lennon

AGENT DESICION

The players want to go out to celebrate the walk off win. Where do your clients go?

A.) A bar
B.) Chuck E. Cheese
C.) The library
D.) The casino in Panpaka Park
E.) Mystery Box (I come up with a random place)

Author:  PowerPro Jr [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:34 pm ]
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D for Paul.

E for Howard.

If both of my clients have to go to the same place, then E for both of them.

Author:  Paul McCartney15 [ Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:51 pm ]
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PowerPro Jr wrote:
D for Paul.

E for Howard.

If both of my clients have to go to the same place, then E for both of them.


Your clients don't have to vote to go to the same place, but I will tally up the votes and the whole team will go to the place with the majority.

Author:  AgentP [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:37 am ]
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Chris Kennedy wants to go to Chuck E. Cheese

Author:  dishnet34 [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:50 am ]
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I know that I'm at least the agent for Prior, so he goes with B.

I honestly forget who my other player is. Curse my short term memory! :lol:

Author:  maccrash21 [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:19 am ]
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both of my clients will choose E.

Author:  Paul McCartney15 [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:59 am ]
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dishnetkid wrote:
I know that I'm at least the agent for Prior, so he goes with B.

I honestly forget who my other player is. Curse my short term memory! :lol:


You have Yu Darvish and I think you have another. I forget as well.

Author:  dishnet34 [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:14 am ]
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Yu will go with A, and if I have another one (if Techer is still on the team; had to go to the search), he'll go with D.

Author:  BrewersFuzz [ Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:06 pm ]
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Wilson wants Chuck E. Cheese

Pablo wants to go gambling at the casino

Author:  Paul McCartney15 [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:49 pm ]
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Player Update

John: Yo guys, I got a great idea! Let's hit the town and go clubbing!

Azul: Won't we get arrested again?

Paul: Yes, but not for the clubbing your thinking of.

Azul: I suppose that's okay then.

Pablo: So who chooses which club we go to first?

John: Me, because I came up wi-

WildThing: ME, because I'm oldest!

John: That's your argument for everything.

WildThing: Nuh-uh.

Flashback

In the dugout

Sgt. Pepper: Alright we need a pinch hitter, McLeary, get up there!

WildThing: I'll do it because I'm oldest!

Present Day

John: Whatever. Where are we going WildThing?

WildThing: The Jack O' Diamonds Club.

Yu: Missed opportunity there.

Let's go!

They all got on the team bus and drove to where the club should have been. Instead it was some guys house.

Mick: You said this was the place!

WildThing: My buddy told me this was the place.

Everybody was pretty mad.

WildThing: Calm down! I'll just ask whoever lives here.

WildThing knocked on the door.

Random guy whose name has not yet been revealed: Uh, yes, hello?

WildThing: Do you happen to know where the Jack O' Diamonds Club is?

Random guy whose name has not yet been revealed: It's right here.

WildThing: What?

I don't want to type that much just to keep the guy's name a secret, oh crap I typed even more this time: Yeah, I'm Jack O' Diamond. Thus, Jack O' Diamond's Club

Jack O' Diamond: Well come on in.

The players were led inside the house and eventually to the basement door.

WildThing knocked.

Person: Password please.

Paul: Nobody told us the password!

Chris: Step aside, *ahem* Swiggity swassword what is the password?

The door opened.

The password guy: Welcome to the club.

Jack O' Diamond proceeded to give them a tour.

Jack O' Diamond: So that's the beverage table, that's hippie guy, that's my Tom Seaver bobblehead, that's JoBob, BillyBob, BobbyBob and Smithie. Oh, and that's token black guy.

Ryan Howard: Yo, that ain't right.

Now you know this log is written by a white person.

Jack O' Diamond: Oh, and I have to ask you this, are any of you cops?

Ringo: If any of us were cops would any of us actually tell you.

BobbyBob: This club is all about honesty, sir.

Mark: Then, no, none of us are cops.

Jorkins: But sir,

Mark: Shh..

There was a girl lying face down on the floor.

Chris: What happened to her?

Jack O'Diamond: Oh, uh, she's okay I guess... We were, ah playing hide and seek and........ yeah.

Chris: What the f-

Pablo: Why aren't there any cups at the beverage table.

Hippie guy: We believe in liquid rights, man. Beverages should not be confined to the horrible walls of cups. They deserve our peace and love too. You can cup your hands together and drink it that way, or you can just go head first, man.

Pablo went in head first, but didn't come up for five minutes.

BillyBob noticed he was being pulled down. He went under the table.

BillyBob: Smithie! OUT!

A small man ran out from under the table and into the bathroom.

BillyBob: Sorry about Smithie.

Pablo: No problem. *turning to the players* Hey, why didn't any of you save me.

Brian: OH, hey nice to meet you I'm Brian Wilson. You may have heard of me.

Pablo: Dude, we know each other!

Brian was confused.

Pablo: We have the same effing agent.

Due to being in a series of children's games, Pablo couldn't curse and when he heard others do so, he laughed uncontrollably.

Keith: Let's blow this joint.

Mick: I'd rather rip this joint.

*bud dum chrash*

Ringo: Sorry, am I getting in the way of the update? Just practicing my drums.

The players were leaving.

Chris: Alright, WildThing, let's go.

WildThing: No way man. Them's my people down there.

They left. They couldn't decide who got to choose where to go next so they decided on a deciding game to decide, however, they couldn't decide on the deciding game, but they could agree on Torture Battle Death Smash 3.9. The rules are very simple, maybe I'll tell you later. However, the nearest lake was 5 miles away so they settled on beat the goalie. Paul reasoned that since he has athlete's foot he got a ten goal head start. No one else got to ten goals so Paul got to choose the next club.

He tool so long to choose that it would have to be told in the next update.

AGENT DECISION

PPJ! PM me Paul's choice. It should include,

Name of club
Description of club
Name of host
Description of host

Author:  BrewersFuzz [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:29 pm ]
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:lol: Great update, keep them coming. :D

Author:  PowerPro Jr [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:51 pm ]
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Gonna need some creative consultancy on this one.

Can't make the wrong choices or else it could be VERY detrimental to my personal brand.

Author:  Powerprosfan31 [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:55 pm ]
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Paul McCartney15 wrote:
Jack O' Diamond: So that's the beverage table, that's hippie guy, that's my Tom Seaver bobblehead, that's JoBob, BillyBob, BobbyBob and Smithie. Oh, and that's token black guy.

Ryan Howard: Yo, that ain't right.

Now you know this log is written by a white person.

Incredible

10/10 did laugh

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