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Someone's butthurt

He won't see post so it won't hurt his feelings.

April 2nd 2008, AAA field

Rangers MVP is ready to start in his first AAA game. He is the heart and soul of the club.
The manager walks up and hands him a pair of Yankees clothing.
"Whats dis fo?" RangersMVP asks.
"You've been traded to the Yankees for $10,000.

Season Opener

Starting in the season opener, Aaronator, Let runners on 1st and 3rd. Sexson smacks a deep one but is Robbed but Tdudders. Beltre then hits an RBI single, 1 - 0. The rest of the inning is retired runlessly. With Tdudders on 2nd and BaseballTe on 1st, LetsGoMets strikes out in a terrible fashion.

All is quiet until the bottom of the 3rd when Dishnet34 is walked. Dish then steals 2nd for the 1st steal in Members history. Jag then grounds to 2nd on a fielders choice, but everyone is safe. T Dudders single to left to load the bases with no outs. BaseballTe hits a 2 RBI single to right - center for the lead, 1 - 2. On a wild pitch, T Dudders scores and BaseballTe moves into 2nd, 1 - 3. Baseball Te attempts to steal 3rd and is caught.

All is quiet until the 5th when Ichiro singles to right and Bloomquist moves into 3rd with no outs. Aaronator Strikes out Lopez and RobHallet caught Ichiro stealing. Aaronator, pitching to Ibanez, is taken out of the game for elbow pain, AceMaker55 replaces him, and lets Ibanez hit a RBI single, 2 - 3. AceMaker then strikes out Beltre to retire the side.

Beltre, in the top of the 6th, double to right with no outs. Vidro hits an RBI single to center to tie the game, 3 - 3. Vidro advances to 2nd on a Betancourt groundout, but nothing happens as Bloomquist strikes out.

In the 8th, AceMaker55 is replaced by SpasMooss, who allows Beltre to get on 2nd with 2 outs, but retires the side. In the bottom of the 8th, Felix Hernandez is replaced by Green, who retires the side.

In the bottom of the 9th, Dish doubles to left-center. Jag, whos up next, Is replaced by Austin1011, who scores the RBI single to win the game, 4 -3

BOX SCORE

W- Spasmooss (1-0)
L - Green (0-1)

Dish 1 - 4, double, walk, 2 runs, SB(1)

Jag 0 - 4 1 run, 1 SO

Austin1011 1 - 1, RBI*

T Dudders 2 - 4, 1 run, 2 SO

BaseballTe 3 -4 2 RBI, 1 SO

LetsGoMets 0 - 4, 4 SO@

RobHallet 3 - 4, 1 SO

GoTwins 1 - 4

BrewersFuz 0 - 4

PhilliesFan 0 - 4 2 SO

Aaronator 4 2/3 IP, 7 H, 3 SO, 2 ER, 3.86 ERA

AceMaker55 2 1/3 IP, 3 H, 4 SO, 1 ER, 3.86 ERA

SpasMooss 2 IP, 2 H, 1 SO, 0.00 ERA

* Indicated POTG
@ Indicates WPOTG
Clubhouse

Aaronator Walks through the clubhouse lead by the trainer.
"Whats the Diagnosis Doc?" Walt asked
"Just some soreness won't keep him out for long."
Everyone breathes a sign of relief as their ace is OK.

The plan works to perfection! But jesus man, get hits with me plz

LOOK WHO GOT A GOLDEN SOMBRERO!!!!! LGM, YOU SUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!! JUST LIKE YOUR FAVORITE TEAM, THE METS!!!!!

WATCH ME WIN THE WORLD SERIES WITH THE YANKS!!! I WILL SHOW U ALL UP!!!!!!

Officially sigged

This post is perfect. It completely shows your ignorance. Are you butthurt? This might help:

Hitter Practice: Fielding
Pitcher Practice: Stamina

LGM, can you give the definition of butthurt so I can determine if I'm feeling that way?

Here ya go http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ButtHurt

Airport

"There's your flight Gero, don't get sick."
"Why were you demoting me again?" GeroZibson asked.
"You're not fast enough for the MLB, SpastikMos will do much better, off you go!"

Local Field

Mariners 0-1 at Members 1-0

Bedard vs Jag123jg

Starting tonight, Jag123jg gave up a double to Ichiro. A past ball advances Ichiro to 3rd with 1 out. Sexon goes up to bat in the clutch and is struck out to retire the side. On the opposide side of the inning, Jag, with 1 out, stole second. He is stranded as T Dudders and BaseballTe ground and fly out to short.

With 2 outs in the 2nd, RobHallet steal 2nd, but is stranded on a GoTwins groundout.

In the top of the 3rd, Betancourt advances to 2nd on a Ichiro single with 1 out. The bases are loaded on a Lopez liner to left. Ichiro and Betancourt score on a Ibanez popup to left, 2 -0. Lopez moves to 3rd on a Sexon FC, while Ibanez is throw out at 2nd. Beltre strikes out to nullify the side. Dish, with 2 outs, moved to 3rd on a T Dudders single. BaseballTe grounds it up the middle to score dish and move T Dudders to 3rd, 2 -1. SpastikMos strikes out to end the inning.

In the top of the 4th, Benancourt singles to move Vidro to 3rd. Ichiro strikes out to nullify the threat. For the Members, RobHallet moves into 2nd on an Austin1011 single, with no outs. PhilliesFan loads the bases on grounder to left with 1 out. Dish hits an infield fly and Jag grounds out to end the inning.

All is quiet until the top of the 6th, when Jag123jg is replaced by LGM, who allows Johjima to get on 3rd with a Betancourt single. LGM strikes out Bloomquist to end the side.

In the top of the 7th, Ichiro steals 2nd with 2 outs. A wild pitch then advances him to 3rd, but Sexson strikes out before anything can happen.

1 out into the 9th, LGM is replaced by Tdad123, who walks Ichiro and picks him off to end the side. To start the bottom of the 9th, RobHallet is on 1st with an error on the catch. Austin1011 grounds into a fielders choice which throws out Rob but Austin is safe at 1st. GoTwins, who is hitless, is replaced by LetsGoMets, who grounds into a fielders choice, resulting in Austin being throw out, and LetsGoMets being safe. LetsGoMets is replaced by BrewersFuz as a pinch runner. PhilliesFan strikes out on a low and inside curve to end the game, 2 - 1.

Box Score
W - Bedard
L - Jag123jg

DishNet34 1 - 4, 1 run, SO, .250 AVG

Jag 0 - 4, SB, 2 SO, .000 AVG, WPOTG

T Dudders 1 - 4, 2 SO, .375 AVG

BaseballTe 1 - 4, RBI, .500 AVG

SpastikMos 0 - 4, SO, .000 AVG

RobHallet 2 - 4, SO, SB .625 AVG

Austin1011 1 - 4, 2 SO, .400 AVG

GoTwins 0 - 3, 1 SO, .143 AVG

LetsGoMets 0 - 1, .000 AVG

PhilliesFan 2- 4, 2 SO, .250 AVG

Jag123jg 5 IP, 7 H, 11 SO, 2 ER, 3.60 ERA

LGM 3 1/3 IP, 4 H, 7 SO, 0.00 ERA, POTG

Tdad123 0 2/3 IP, 1 BB, 0.00 ERA

Preview

The next series will be a 3 gamer at home against expansion parter and division rival, Las Vegas Gunmen, whose best player is about as good as PhilliesFan.

Outside Local Field

"Tonight the Members face off against the Gunmen in the much awaited game. Vegas has a 60% chance the the Members will win, but are those odds correct? Both teams are coming off of low scoring losses to division rivals, but who will score here? The answer awaits in this wood rotting ballpark."

April 4th, 2008 Local Field

Gunmen(1-1) @ Members(1-1)
Prochaska v ZeroGibson

Starting tonight ZeroGibson retired the 1st inning perfectly, while the announcer refrains people from throwing things at the field, (When did Bucky show up?).

In the bottom of the 2nd, Jag stole 2nd base with 1 out. GoTwins strikes out and LetsGoMets flies out to squander the opportunity.

In the bottom of the 5th, RobHallet walks and GoTwins singles to but runners on 1st and 2nd. PhilliesFan grounds into a fielders choice the results in GoTwins being thrown out, runners on 1st and 3rd with 2 outs. Dish singles to center to score RobHallet, 0 - 1. BrewersFuz groundsout to 2nd to end the inning.

In the bottom of the 6th, T Dudders singles to center and BaseballTe singles to right to put runners on 1st and 2nd. Jag grounds to 3rd resulting in T Dudders out, rest safe. RobHallet hits an RBI doubles to right putting runners on 2nd and 3rd, 0 - 2. GoTwins strikes out and LetsGoMets grounds up the middle for a 2 RBI single, 0 -4. Prochaska is replaced by Merril, who retires the side.

To start the 7th, ZeroGibson is replaced by FrewersBuz, who retires the side perfectly. BrewersFuz reaches 1st on an error and advances to 3rd on a T Dudders single. BaseballTe and Jag line out to SS to end the inning.

To start the 9th, FrewersBuz is replaced by FilliesPan, BrewersFuz is replaces by SpastikMos, and PhilliesFan is replaced by Aar0nat0r. On the 1st pitch Dunwoody smacks a homer to left-center, 1 - 4. Ormond groundsout to 1st. Esquivel groundsout to 2nd, Hodge groundsout to SS to end the game.

Box Score

W - ZeroGibson
L - Prochaska
HR - Dunwoody

DishNet34 1 - 4, RBI, 2 SO, .250 AVG

BrewersFuz 1 - 4, .125 AVG

T Dudders 2 - 4, .417 AVG

BaseballTe 1 - 4, 1 RUN, 2 SO, .417 AVG

Jag 1 - 4, RUN, .83 AVG

RobHallet 1 - 3, Double, RBI, 2 RUNS, SO, BB, .545 AVG, POTG

GoTwins 1- 4, 2 SO, .182

LetsGoMets 2 - 4, 2 RBI's, .222 AVG

PhilliesFan 0 - 4, .167 AVG

ZeroGibson 6 IP, 1 H, 6 SO, 0.00 ERA

FrewersBuz 2 IP, 1 H, 5 SO, 0.00 ERA

FilliesPan 1 IP, 1 H, 1 ER, 9.00 ERA@

+/- Count for (W)POTG

1 Austin1011
1 LGM
1 RobHallet
-1 Jag
-1 FilliesPan
-1 LetsGoMets

Should I just make this total per user? AKA LGM would have 0 instead of Pitcher 1, and Fielder -1.

Sorry I'm late, but I would like my character to practice contact.

Hey, that was a good game for my 2 players.

I say make two sections for both position players and pitchers, for each user. And if you could, would you want to add 2 columns so we can see how many times we earned "best player..." and "worst player..."?